Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali al-Husayni al-Sistani, a prolific issuer of fatwas.Are you concerned that our blatant disregard for the traditions set forth by Muhammad (may Allah bless him!) may cause you to become permanently blinded at the hand of almighty Allah? Issue a fatwa condemning us! That will make you feel much better. And we may even reprint it if we like it!
