Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali al-Husayni al-Sistani, a prolific issuer of fatwas.Are you concerned that our blatant disregard for the traditions set forth by Muhammad (may Allah bless him!) may cause you to become permanently blinded at the hand of almighty Allah? Issue a fatwa condemning us! That will make you feel much better. And we may even reprint it if we like it!
Our Favorite Fatwas
November 28th, 2010
Muslims shall no longer proclaim themselves “People of the Book”. By denying the Scripture of the Psalms 1-84 and the Torah, Islam contradicted its own roots in the Judeo-Christian heritage.
They will also cease to pray in public unless they cover themselves with a hijab. They are making an unruly display of their hind quarters. This is indecent and unwelcome among God-fearing people. We cannot allow our children to be sexually assaulted by this blatant disregard for their innocence.
Muhammad Al-Janus
Thanks for your submission, Muhammad! -Ed
